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On the floor in front of them is Danny Baker baptising East 17 in a jam jar. The table on which the chess board is placed is wooden and its legs are carved effigies of Nicholas Lyndhurst. Sterling has a side plate next to him with crumpets on it, Lee Perry has a glass of milk and a tiny statue of Damo Suzuki wrapped in a Brazilian flag, with a tub of Vics vapour rub in the palm of its hand. Please could you paint for me a young Sterling Moss playing chess against Lee Scratch Perry on a oval chess board.

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This last one takes the cake, does it not? I hope the person who submitted it has gotten professional help…

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Madonna drying out cigarette ends under a hand drier in the ladies toilets in Wetherspoons.ĭear Jim, Please can you paint Frankie Boyle teaching children how to swear.Ĭan you please paint Jeff Goldblum in his classic Jurassic Park pose - open shirt, breathing heavily, with beads of sweat dripping down his chest - while Barney the Dinosaur stands behind him giving him a massage, looking a little bit rapey.ĭear Jim, Please paint a recreation of the russian roulette scene from the deer hunter using your choice of muppets. Tom Baker has vandalised and is pissing on the new Doctor’s tardis. Kanye West travels back in time in a DeLorean to ruin Mother Teresa’s Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech.Ĭan you paint when Hitler was a contestant on Catchphrase and was absolutely furious because his opponent was Bill Oddie and all of the catchphrases were about birds? I wonder what the deciding factor is for the ones he ends up painting?ĭear Jim, please paint an episode of Fawlty Towers in zero gravity.

Don’t believe me? I’ve posted Jim’s final results with the original request underneath each image. The crazier the request, the better and more inspired Jim gets. Jim promises to paint any scenario-and I do mean any scenario-that you think up and send to him. Since 2013, the Jim’ll Paint It Facebook page has been taking requests from the general public. If you, like poor lil’ me, didn’t know about Jim’ll Paint It until today… then congrats, because you’re in for a treat. Please paint me the T-Rex attack scene from Jurassic Park, but the T-Rex is the band T-Rex.Īdmittedly I’m way late on discovering Jim’ll Paint It on Facebook.